Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor
professional-professional said: Would you like it in the vag or ass when I rape you?
At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.
And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!
ETA: He’s been tracked down.
HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.
Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.
REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
are you from tennessee? because you’re the only
DELETE YOUR BLOG.
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
(Source: , via the-u-s-s-enterprise)
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
- friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
- me: oh really like what
- friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
- me: whoa that really is kinky
- me internally: weak